Ye Pow’rs wha mak mankind
Friday, January 25th, 2002Ye Pow’rs wha mak mankind your care,
And dish them out their bill o’ fare,
Auld Scotland wants nae skinking ware
That jaups in luggies;
But, if ye wish her gratefu’ prayer,
Gie her a Haggis!
— Robbie Burns, “Address to a Haggis”
Get your Haggis right here!
Chopped heart and lungs
Boiled in a wee
sheep’s stomach!
Tastes as good as it sounds.
— Groundskeeper Willie, “Lisa the Beauty Queen’”
(This column from the Globe will only be around for a week, so check it out while you can.)
