She: If your mom ever

She: If your mom ever really got to know me, she’d come after me with a pitchfork and an angry mob.

He: Don’t be silly. My mom doesn’t know any angry mobs.

4 Responses to “She: If your mom ever”

  1. Mike Guest Says:

    Why does that sound familiar?
    Either you are quoting something I’ve read (or seen) or I’m suddenly psychic.

  2. JohnnyB Says:

    I don’t think I was quoting something when I said that. You might be psychic. Let’s test it:

    What was I doing last night?

  3. Donna Says:

    Something that should not be published on any medium that children visit. ;^)

  4. JohnnyB Says:

    Woah. Now Donna’s psychic…

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