Last weekend, a deranged wizard
Sunday, March 17th, 2002Last weekend, a deranged wizard who was bent on destroying Death itself cut off my right arm above the elbow with an enchanted hacksaw. (Fortunately, I got it back. Thanks, Death!)
This weekend, I fell on my left wrist trying to round-kick a guy in the head. Even typing hurts now.
I gotta get some less dangerous hobbies.