I know shaving doesn’t affect

I know shaving doesn’t affect how thick your beard is.

But now that I’ve shaved my beard, after letting it grow for over a month, it sure feels different.

7 Responses to “I know shaving doesn’t affect”

  1. Darth Surly Says:

    Is shaving your bread:

    a) A way to have homemade penicilin? (depending on the state of the bread)
    b) Something to do with saving money?
    c) A way to get really thin slices?

    Also, I think you need to stop feeling your bread, amigo. That’s a strange fetish.

  2. Mike Guest Says:

    You’re absolutely right, Ms. Surly.

    Bread shaving is a serious thing. John, you should seek professional help.

  3. JohnnyB Says:

    *mutter mutter* Stupid bloody…

  4. JohnnyB Says:

    Bread? I don’t know what you’re talking about.

    *whistles away*

  5. Mike Guest Says:

    Geez, you’re sick man.

    You finish having your fun with the bread, then you just get rid of it. Pretend it never existed.

    You need help more than ever.
    ;)

  6. Jidge Says:

    I was thinking you should have just thrown the bread out instead of shaving it. I wasn’t going to comment, but now I can’t resist!

  7. JohnnyB Says:

    My bread does tend to get a little fuzzy after a few days. I guess I just don’t eat it fast enough.