I know shaving doesn’t affect
I know shaving doesn’t affect how thick your beard is.
But now that I’ve shaved my beard, after letting it grow for over a month, it sure feels different.
I know shaving doesn’t affect how thick your beard is.
But now that I’ve shaved my beard, after letting it grow for over a month, it sure feels different.
May 27th, 2002 at 5:53 pm
Is shaving your bread:
a) A way to have homemade penicilin? (depending on the state of the bread)
b) Something to do with saving money?
c) A way to get really thin slices?
Also, I think you need to stop feeling your bread, amigo. That’s a strange fetish.
May 27th, 2002 at 8:04 pm
You’re absolutely right, Ms. Surly.
Bread shaving is a serious thing. John, you should seek professional help.
May 27th, 2002 at 9:45 pm
*mutter mutter* Stupid bloody…
May 27th, 2002 at 9:52 pm
Bread? I don’t know what you’re talking about.
*whistles away*
May 28th, 2002 at 9:26 am
Geez, you’re sick man.
You finish having your fun with the bread, then you just get rid of it. Pretend it never existed.
You need help more than ever.

May 28th, 2002 at 4:23 pm
I was thinking you should have just thrown the bread out instead of shaving it. I wasn’t going to comment, but now I can’t resist!
May 28th, 2002 at 5:15 pm
My bread does tend to get a little fuzzy after a few days. I guess I just don’t eat it fast enough.