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I think you could make a Dadaist poem using subject lines from spam.

Here’s today’s offering:

this is your only option
Government Lower’s Interest Rates
Notification of Debt Issue
She’s a squirter!

I came across some old physics notes today.

It’s hard to believe I ever thought that way.

I think I should take some programming courses or something. Whole parts of my brain are just sitting there.

Here’s what I learned today:

With a friendly enough subject and tasty enough pistachio nuts, you can put an acorn cap on a squirrel’s head like a little hat.

Photographic evidence here.

I don’t get this t-shirt design.

What’s it supposed to be saying? “I leave Toronto”?

Isn’t that what they don’t want us to do?

I’m planning on going to the States in July.

I think I’ll go to a bank and get a bunch of $2 bills and dollar coins and mess with some people’s heads.

Note to self: Fill this out and fax it.

Note to the rest of you: That’s for Hillside.

Behold the power of the American recording industry.

Among the items online payment service PayPal won’t process transactions for:

• corpses
• human body parts
• firearms
• illegal drugs
• and … wait for it
• bootleg recordings!

One of these things is not like the others. Which one is different? Do you know?

(From this story on CBC Consumers news.)