Archive for December, 2003

No, no, no, no, NO!

Wednesday, December 17th, 2003

No, no, no, no, NO!

Not every damn movie has to be a video game.

And Jack can’t fight Tyler! They’re the same goddamn person, asshat.

Heavier-than-air flight proven impossible. Airliners,

Wednesday, December 17th, 2003

Heavier-than-air flight proven impossible. Airliners, jumbo jets and satellites promptly fall from the sky.

I just found out I

Thursday, December 11th, 2003

I just found out I have the same birthdate as the original Joe Millionaire, Evan Marriott.

*shudder*