“You’re extra special”
When the card and gift shop downstairs put out its Valentine’s display, I had a look at the Transformers valentines, the ones with awesome greetings like “You’re a hotshot,” “You sure know how to heat thing up,” and “Have a super-powered Valentine’s Day.”
I thought it would be funny to buy a box, give them to my cow-orkers and wait, Wiggum-like, for people to return the favour.
Then I found these Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Valentines. So much better.
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